Every once in a while you see a wizard living among us, trying to blend in. Sometimes they will cut the hair on their head short to look like a civilian, but the beard remains! As we all know, a Wizard's soul lies in his beard and it may never be cut or he will lose his powers. This Wizard was seen last night at Starbucks, of all places, if you look closely you can see that he was studying the Golden Book of Zalarium, which the eldest Wizards must read once daily to keep an edge on their wizardry. The pages of the Zalarium change daily and Wizards yearn for knowledge. YEEEEAAAARRRRRRRRNNNNNNN!!!!!
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