Among Us

In my daily pursuits I periodically encounter fascinating wizards. This is my new friend BJ, who also has the distinction of being the winner of AMAZING RACE. More about our new ally HERE

PURPLE WIZARD!

sweet wizard tunes

YOU LOOK LIKE I NEED A DRINK

WIZARD FRAUD

NECESSARY ACCESSORY

Behold the beard gaurd. 

WE LOST A GOOD ONE TODAY

Lionel Ziprin R.I.P.

Wizard Grooming

Here we have a rare image of a wizards annual beard upkeep (ABU). Previously known only to insiders and wizards themselves, we now know that regular beard maintenance is vital to a healthy, wizardly beard. Wizards beards are a huge source of power and pride, and should only be maintained by wizards themselves, or licensed wizard beard technicians (LWBT's)

WIZARD DOG EXAMPLE B

Here is another example of a wizard dog, commonly found in wizard homes, but sometimes brought out to help its master do its bidding . Below is a video of a wizard dog reeking havoc in a public animal exhibition most likely to create a diversion while its master takes care of business. Notice how the announcer outright lies to the crowd about what's happening, most likely to avoid panic and chaos. 

Wizard tattoos ...Part III...

Here we have another fine example of ordinary people paying permanent tribute to our magical brethren. Notice the shading, the fine detail and composition. Obviously the artisan has had many encounters with our friends from other realms. Keep up the fine work tattoo artists!

Unbelievable Ture Story of Alan Moore

The author of Watchmen claims to be a practicing magician!
Click here to read!!

Never Eat a Wizard unless its a...

CAKE!!
Yes this is the Wizard cake we spent all weekend making!! Crackle did all of the icing! Mmmm!!

Wizard Wand Wash

WIZZARD ROCK

A Wizard's Daughter? A Model?

After waiting seven hundred and seventy seven years for the next coming of a Wizards Daughter, it has finally happened! Early this morning we gathered around the printing press of The Whimsical Wizards Gazette to see who it is and we are bringing the news to you first! It is she, Zina Great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great greatgrand daughter of Istithmar the powerful Wizard who created the internet. Zina is living among us try her hand at modelling. We want to offer her a warm Wizard welcome; so if you pass her in the street wink your third eye and give her a puff of the magic dragon.

Religious Wizards

Sometimes Wizards of High Powered Quazxicalism leave their original Wizard sect and join a more mainstream group. Here Akmedabracodabra has now become Muslim and dropped the second part of his name.

Here we have Samuelagelin who gave up his role as Wizard of Women. A role most coveted by Wizards because, well because he got all the ladies. He is now an Orthodox Jew and owns a company that makes hats.

Wizards For Sale!

We will now be featuring a new item available for purchase on Wizard Time each week! This week we are featuring the Five Wizards necklace by Mended Veil. The idea behind it is, why have only 4 Wizards when you can have 5!! Right?

The price is $156. It is hand made in New York and the shipping is free.
Of course we will be donating 10% of the profits to Wizards Without Wands.