WIZARD TIME!: February 2009

Friday, February 27, 2009

KNOWLEDGE YEARNING COFFEE WIZARD

Every once in a while you see a wizard living among us, trying to blend in. Sometimes they will cut the hair on their head short to look like a civilian, but the beard remains! As we all know, a Wizard's soul lies in his beard and it may never be cut or he will lose his powers. This Wizard was seen last night at Starbucks, of all places, if you look closely you can see that he was studying the Golden Book of Zalarium, which the eldest Wizards must read once daily to keep an edge on their wizardry. The pages of the Zalarium change daily and Wizards yearn for knowledge. YEEEEAAAARRRRRRRRNNNNNNN!!!!!

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

WIZARD DOG

CHECK

UH HUH

YUP

Enchanted Totes....

Here we have a prime example of a wizards magic satchel. Full of wonder and tools of the magic arts, these are incredibly rare and valuable. Contents may include an extra robe (in case of sleepovers) wands and assorted scabbards, powerful crystals, and wand maintenance kits. Truly amazing...

Wizard Tattoos for a Cause

I just went out and got my first Wizard tattoo! It was only $50 and I got a discount with my WT Membership card(Soon they will be available for sale online, so check back soon!). Tattoo shops around the globe have joined together and agreed to donate 25% of all money made from Wizard tattoo's to the Wizards Without Wands foundation. This is a great cause and helps young Wizards from broken homes who can't scrape together enough bat's eyes and frogs breath to get their own wands.

THIS WIZARD TIME CLOCK IS THE REAL DEAL

This Wizard Time Clock was responsible for the disappearance of an entire Los Angeles area girls slumber party in 1988. When one of the girls was found 6 months later all appeared to be fine. But time proved that her mind had been hashed by wizardry and never developed a day beyond her capture, forcing her into a life of sales - her only option.

THE CORRECT WIZARD TIME CLOCK

This is the only known photograph of an original Wizard clock. This photo is from 1972 taken by Flo Draziw, the famous Wizard photographer who went missing after a trip to the Cave of the Seven Purple Drips. Not much is known about her disappearance other than she was about to try casting a spell on the Garden Gnome at the entrance of the cave when a fog rolled in and she was never seen again! Be warned: If you ever see a Wizard clock with all of the hands aligned your tongue may transform into a snake with two smiles.