Grandfather Wizzz

I know I have been away for quite some time but I'm back and have an amazing photo of my grandfather. When every man reaches the age 82, which is of course, 8+2=10, the number of symbols in wizardtime, the man is faced with a choice...to become a Wizard or stay mortal. My grandfather obvioulsy chose to become one. So I helped him trim his hair while it grows....

LIKE A TRAMP STAMP

only it will hurt you if you look into it's eyes for too long...

ZAP!

I'M TAKING A RISK HERE

Here is what fellow captives call the "Grand Wizard"--I know, it's loses something in translation--and he started to talk to me when one of stern, pink-uniformed guards advanced and started pulling his strings. I asked to take him off his stake, and she said he was too heavy and then shrieked, "No photo!" I'm pretty sure he was going to impart more secrets of the Resistance, and I'm sure he appreciates everyone's support and concern.

Wizardry in Peril Part II...

Is there a God? How can an omnipresent ruler of the universe keep allowing our Wizard brethren to be commercialized, exploited and made a mockery of? This grainy photo, (forgive the quality), was sent to me by a non-wizard informant. Apparently this photograph is being carried across our land via post, and is being used to sell over-priced housewares and clothing to women. We must put an end to this. Please send donations, incantations, and general feelings of positivity as soon as possible. We are all depending on you.

WIZARDRY IN PERIL

I just returned from a country I can't name and the news is not good, according to one brave wizard informant. He spoke in broken wizard English, so bare with me:

Apparently, despite all the advances, wizards are being shrunken, tied with string, sold for amusement.

The pain is evident in their faces.

The last photo depicts brave dissidents, who attempted protest and even escape. They were dealt the tonsorial blow that all wizards fear.

I am enlisting one and all for mercy missions. PLEASE HELP!

Random Sighting...

A few afternoons ago, while going about the day and socializing with a non-wizard acquaintance, I spotted this relic in his bathing area. Is it a homage to a fallen wizard relative? A quasi-religious icon whose existence is solely for the merriment of the public? We can never be sure. If you or any one you know knows the identity of this representation of wizardry, contact us. Good day.

RIDE THE CRYSTAL BALL

IM BUYING

WIZARD LAND, TINKERBELL LAND, AND FAIRYLAND ARE AT MAKE BELIEVE LANDS ARE NOT REALITY

Our friends at Creative Growth have some amazing artists. Here you can see the Wizardry of brothers; William B. and Richard F. Tyler. You must read the text.

I HATE TO SEE WIZARDS DISAGREE

Survivor Wizard

Sexy...

DESERT DWELLER

Pink Sock

New Memories

Global Warming

Sometimes when the weather is so bad and the snow is sticking and causing the Clorms to crash into the Pega's the only way to make it melt is with the help from a Wizard. Presenting Blizzard Wizard. Now available to purchase from this sight. We accept PayPal. One package is $14.00 and will last for one millennium.

Among Us

In my daily pursuits I periodically encounter fascinating wizards. This is my new friend BJ, who also has the distinction of being the winner of AMAZING RACE. More about our new ally HERE

PURPLE WIZARD!

sweet wizard tunes

YOU LOOK LIKE I NEED A DRINK

WIZARD FRAUD

NECESSARY ACCESSORY

Behold the beard gaurd. 

WE LOST A GOOD ONE TODAY

Lionel Ziprin R.I.P.

Wizard Grooming

Here we have a rare image of a wizards annual beard upkeep (ABU). Previously known only to insiders and wizards themselves, we now know that regular beard maintenance is vital to a healthy, wizardly beard. Wizards beards are a huge source of power and pride, and should only be maintained by wizards themselves, or licensed wizard beard technicians (LWBT's)

WIZARD DOG EXAMPLE B

Here is another example of a wizard dog, commonly found in wizard homes, but sometimes brought out to help its master do its bidding . Below is a video of a wizard dog reeking havoc in a public animal exhibition most likely to create a diversion while its master takes care of business. Notice how the announcer outright lies to the crowd about what's happening, most likely to avoid panic and chaos. 

Wizard tattoos ...Part III...

Here we have another fine example of ordinary people paying permanent tribute to our magical brethren. Notice the shading, the fine detail and composition. Obviously the artisan has had many encounters with our friends from other realms. Keep up the fine work tattoo artists!

Unbelievable Ture Story of Alan Moore

The author of Watchmen claims to be a practicing magician!
Click here to read!!

Never Eat a Wizard unless its a...

CAKE!!
Yes this is the Wizard cake we spent all weekend making!! Crackle did all of the icing! Mmmm!!

Wizard Wand Wash

WIZZARD ROCK

A Wizard's Daughter? A Model?

After waiting seven hundred and seventy seven years for the next coming of a Wizards Daughter, it has finally happened! Early this morning we gathered around the printing press of The Whimsical Wizards Gazette to see who it is and we are bringing the news to you first! It is she, Zina Great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great greatgrand daughter of Istithmar the powerful Wizard who created the internet. Zina is living among us try her hand at modelling. We want to offer her a warm Wizard welcome; so if you pass her in the street wink your third eye and give her a puff of the magic dragon.

Religious Wizards

Sometimes Wizards of High Powered Quazxicalism leave their original Wizard sect and join a more mainstream group. Here Akmedabracodabra has now become Muslim and dropped the second part of his name.

Here we have Samuelagelin who gave up his role as Wizard of Women. A role most coveted by Wizards because, well because he got all the ladies. He is now an Orthodox Jew and owns a company that makes hats.

Wizards For Sale!

We will now be featuring a new item available for purchase on Wizard Time each week! This week we are featuring the Five Wizards necklace by Mended Veil. The idea behind it is, why have only 4 Wizards when you can have 5!! Right?

The price is $156. It is hand made in New York and the shipping is free.
Of course we will be donating 10% of the profits to Wizards Without Wands.

KNOWLEDGE YEARNING COFFEE WIZARD

Every once in a while you see a wizard living among us, trying to blend in. Sometimes they will cut the hair on their head short to look like a civilian, but the beard remains! As we all know, a Wizard's soul lies in his beard and it may never be cut or he will lose his powers. This Wizard was seen last night at Starbucks, of all places, if you look closely you can see that he was studying the Golden Book of Zalarium, which the eldest Wizards must read once daily to keep an edge on their wizardry. The pages of the Zalarium change daily and Wizards yearn for knowledge. YEEEEAAAARRRRRRRRNNNNNNN!!!!!

WIZARD DOG