WIZARD TIME!

Grandfather Wizzz

2009-08-31T15:45:00.000-07:00

I know I have been away for quite some time but I'm back and have an amazing photo of my grandfather. When every man reaches the age 82, which is of course, 8+2=10, the number of symbols in wizardtime, the man is faced with a choice...to become a Wizard or stay mortal. My grandfather obvioulsy chose to become one. So I helped him trim his hair while it grows....

LIKE A TRAMP STAMP

2009-07-08T05:55:00.000-07:00

only it will hurt you if you look into it's eyes for too long...

ZAP!

2009-07-08T05:40:00.000-07:00

I'M TAKING A RISK HERE

2009-06-14T08:59:00.000-07:00

Here is what fellow captives call the "Grand Wizard"--I know, it's loses something in translation--and he started to talk to me when one of stern, pink-uniformed guards advanced and started pulling his strings. I asked to take him off his stake, and she said he was too heavy and then shrieked, "No photo!" I'm pretty sure he was going to impart more secrets of the Resistance, and I'm sure he appreciates everyone's support and concern.

Wizardry in Peril Part II...

2009-06-08T13:18:00.000-07:00

Is there a God? How can an omnipresent ruler of the universe keep allowing our Wizard brethren to be commercialized, exploited and made a mockery of? This grainy photo, (forgive the quality), was sent to me by a non-wizard informant. Apparently this photograph is being carried across our land via post, and is being used to sell over-priced housewares and clothing to women. We must put an end to this. Please send donations, incantations, and general feelings of positivity as soon as possible. We are all depending on you.

WIZARDRY IN PERIL

2009-06-03T03:32:00.000-07:00

I just returned from a country I can't name and the news is not good, according to one brave wizard informant. He spoke in broken wizard English, so bare with me:

Apparently, despite all the advances, wizards are being shrunken, tied with string, sold for amusement.

The pain is evident in their faces.

The last photo depicts brave dissidents, who attempted protest and even escape. They were dealt the tonsorial blow that all wizards fear.

I am enlisting one and all for mercy missions. PLEASE HELP!

Random Sighting...

2009-05-27T20:11:00.000-07:00

A few afternoons ago, while going about the day and socializing with a non-wizard acquaintance, I spotted this relic in his bathing area. Is it a homage to a fallen wizard relative? A quasi-religious icon whose existence is solely for the merriment of the public? We can never be sure. If you or any one you know knows the identity of this representation of wizardry, contact us. Good day.

RIDE THE CRYSTAL BALL

2009-05-27T19:37:00.000-07:00

IM BUYING

2009-05-09T17:08:00.000-07:00

WIZARD LAND, TINKERBELL LAND, AND FAIRYLAND ARE AT MAKE BELIEVE LANDS ARE NOT REALITY

2009-04-28T09:25:00.000-07:00

Our friends at Creative Growth have some amazing artists. Here you can see the Wizardry of brothers; William B. and Richard F. Tyler. You must read the text.

I HATE TO SEE WIZARDS DISAGREE

2009-04-23T09:22:00.000-07:00

Survivor Wizard

2009-04-17T13:53:00.001-07:00

Sexy...

2009-04-15T12:36:00.001-07:00

DESERT DWELLER

2009-04-01T22:54:00.000-07:00

Pink Sock

2009-04-01T08:25:00.001-07:00

New Memories

2009-04-01T08:14:00.000-07:00

Global Warming

2009-04-01T07:46:00.000-07:00

Sometimes when the weather is so bad and the snow is sticking and causing the Clorms to crash into the Pega's the only way to make it melt is with the help from a Wizard. Presenting Blizzard Wizard. Now available to purchase from this sight. We accept PayPal. One package is $14.00 and will last for one millennium.

Among Us

2009-03-28T20:34:00.000-07:00

In my daily pursuits I periodically encounter fascinating wizards. This is my new friend BJ, who also has the distinction of being the winner of AMAZING RACE. More about our new ally HERE

PURPLE WIZARD!

2009-03-23T20:42:00.000-07:00

sweet wizard tunes

YOU LOOK LIKE I NEED A DRINK

2009-03-21T12:17:00.000-07:00

WIZARD FRAUD

2009-03-21T09:31:00.001-07:00

NECESSARY ACCESSORY

2009-03-21T09:25:00.000-07:00

Behold the beard gaurd.

WE LOST A GOOD ONE TODAY

2009-03-21T09:20:00.000-07:00

Lionel Ziprin R.I.P.

Wizard Grooming

2009-03-18T15:55:00.000-07:00

Here we have a rare image of a wizards annual beard upkeep (ABU). Previously known only to insiders and wizards themselves, we now know that regular beard maintenance is vital to a healthy, wizardly beard. Wizards beards are a huge source of power and pride, and should only be maintained by wizards themselves, or licensed wizard beard technicians (LWBT's)

WIZARD DOG EXAMPLE B

2009-03-17T09:41:00.001-07:00

Here is another example of a wizard dog, commonly found in wizard homes, but sometimes brought out to help its master do its bidding . Below is a video of a wizard dog reeking havoc in a public animal exhibition most likely to create a diversion while its master takes care of business. Notice how the announcer outright lies to the crowd about what's happening, most likely to avoid panic and chaos.

Wizard tattoos ...Part III...

2009-03-16T10:20:00.000-07:00

Here we have another fine example of ordinary people paying permanent tribute to our magical brethren. Notice the shading, the fine detail and composition. Obviously the artisan has had many encounters with our friends from other realms. Keep up the fine work tattoo artists!

Unbelievable Ture Story of Alan Moore

2009-03-16T08:45:00.000-07:00

The author of Watchmen claims to be a practicing magician!
Click here to read!!

Never Eat a Wizard unless its a...

2009-03-10T11:59:00.000-07:00

CAKE!!
Yes this is the Wizard cake we spent all weekend making!! Crackle did all of the icing! Mmmm!!

Wizard Wand Wash

2009-03-10T11:54:00.000-07:00

WIZZARD ROCK

2009-03-05T22:01:00.001-08:00

A Wizard's Daughter? A Model?

2009-03-05T09:38:00.000-08:00

After waiting seven hundred and seventy seven years for the next coming of a Wizards Daughter, it has finally happened! Early this morning we gathered around the printing press of The Whimsical Wizards Gazette to see who it is and we are bringing the news to you first! It is she, Zina Great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great greatgrand daughter of Istithmar the powerful Wizard who created the internet. Zina is living among us try her hand at modelling. We want to offer her a warm Wizard welcome; so if you pass her in the street wink your third eye and give her a puff of the magic dragon.

Religious Wizards

2009-03-04T07:34:00.000-08:00

Sometimes Wizards of High Powered Quazxicalism leave their original Wizard sect and join a more mainstream group. Here Akmedabracodabra has now become Muslim and dropped the second part of his name.

Here we have Samuelagelin who gave up his role as Wizard of Women. A role most coveted by Wizards because, well because he got all the ladies. He is now an Orthodox Jew and owns a company that makes hats.

Wizards For Sale!

2009-03-04T07:07:00.000-08:00

We will now be featuring a new item available for purchase on Wizard Time each week! This week we are featuring the Five Wizards necklace by Mended Veil. The idea behind it is, why have only 4 Wizards when you can have 5!! Right?

The price is $156. It is hand made in New York and the shipping is free.
Of course we will be donating 10% of the profits to Wizards Without Wands.

KNOWLEDGE YEARNING COFFEE WIZARD

2009-02-27T06:51:00.000-08:00

Every once in a while you see a wizard living among us, trying to blend in. Sometimes they will cut the hair on their head short to look like a civilian, but the beard remains! As we all know, a Wizard's soul lies in his beard and it may never be cut or he will lose his powers. This Wizard was seen last night at Starbucks, of all places, if you look closely you can see that he was studying the Golden Book of Zalarium, which the eldest Wizards must read once daily to keep an edge on their wizardry. The pages of the Zalarium change daily and Wizards yearn for knowledge. YEEEEAAAARRRRRRRRNNNNNNN!!!!!

WIZARD DOG

2009-02-25T19:36:00.001-08:00

CHECK

2009-02-25T19:35:00.000-08:00

UH HUH

2009-02-25T18:57:00.001-08:00

YUP

2009-02-25T18:50:00.000-08:00

Enchanted Totes....

2009-02-25T18:17:00.000-08:00

Here we have a prime example of a wizards magic satchel. Full of wonder and tools of the magic arts, these are incredibly rare and valuable. Contents may include an extra robe (in case of sleepovers) wands and assorted scabbards, powerful crystals, and wand maintenance kits. Truly amazing...

Wizard Tattoos for a Cause

2009-02-25T11:00:00.000-08:00

I just went out and got my first Wizard tattoo! It was only $50 and I got a discount with my WT Membership card(Soon they will be available for sale online, so check back soon!). Tattoo shops around the globe have joined together and agreed to donate 25% of all money made from Wizard tattoo's to the Wizards Without Wands foundation. This is a great cause and helps young Wizards from broken homes who can't scrape together enough bat's eyes and frogs breath to get their own wands.

THIS WIZARD TIME CLOCK IS THE REAL DEAL

2009-02-25T09:35:00.000-08:00

This Wizard Time Clock was responsible for the disappearance of an entire Los Angeles area girls slumber party in 1988. When one of the girls was found 6 months later all appeared to be fine. But time proved that her mind had been hashed by wizardry and never developed a day beyond her capture, forcing her into a life of sales - her only option.

THE CORRECT WIZARD TIME CLOCK

2009-02-25T08:40:00.000-08:00

This is the only known photograph of an original Wizard clock. This photo is from 1972 taken by Flo Draziw, the famous Wizard photographer who went missing after a trip to the Cave of the Seven Purple Drips. Not much is known about her disappearance other than she was about to try casting a spell on the Garden Gnome at the entrance of the cave when a fog rolled in and she was never seen again! Be warned: If you ever see a Wizard clock with all of the hands aligned your tongue may transform into a snake with two smiles.

WHAT TIME IS IT?

2009-02-24T23:15:00.000-08:00

COKED OUT WIZARD

2009-02-24T21:35:00.001-08:00

POP STAR WIZARD ABUSE

2009-02-24T20:19:00.000-08:00

sorry about the ad... wizards need royalties too

CHIC ALLEY WIZARDS

2009-02-24T20:18:00.001-08:00

AT WORK

2009-02-24T19:35:00.001-08:00

NAY

2009-02-24T19:34:00.000-08:00

FIND THE HIDDEN WIZARD

2009-02-24T13:58:00.000-08:00

Sometimes they just appear when you're being casually social by a fire with your closest friends...

IT'S WIZARD TIME!

2009-02-24T13:47:00.000-08:00

Welcome to Wizard Time, the site that celebrates the wizards living among us!